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Tbh everyone Spanish I have ever met is rude and annoying. I don't know you but your people move from Mexico or whatever and act like you run shit. Honestly I hope whoever our next president is puts a stop to the influx of Spanish coming across the border.

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legalmexican:

Spanish people come from overseas in Europe you dumb bitch 

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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look at this shit

They radiate peace

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fuckboyaham:

I found a small grass fire today in someone’s lawn. I’m talking like a small af grass fire like hardly any flames just smouldering grass from a cigarette but like there’s nobody home at the house so I’m like “well shit I should probably report this” but I don’t wanna call 911 or anything it’s just a small fire so I walk over to the fire department like a block away and I start tryna explain the situation to the fire dude. The thing is, I always forget all my French when I’m stressed so like I can’t remember the word for “smouldering grass” so I’m just there like “a small fire over there” and the dude nods at me and says they’ll send someone over. So I’m thinking “ok they’ll just send like a dude with a bucket of water or some shit” and I’m like hella proud I did a good thing I reported a fire. Then I hear the sirens and I’m like “oh shit” and son of a bitch they sent a whole fucking truck with like three fire dudes to the address which is legit a block from my house. And I see these firemen in full fucking fire gear get off this truck and look around for the fire and one of them points at the ground and they just start laughing their ass off. I’m mortified I pull my hood up and like sprint to my house. I’m never going to be able to go near that fire station again because I made a whole fucking truck of firefighters go extinguish smouldering grass I’m sobbing

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montereybayaquarium:

You never know what a day on the Monterey Bay will bring! 

Gray whales migrate through Monterey Bay on their way to feed in Alaska after breeding in the lagoons of Baja California, Mexico. Thanks to staffer Jasmine, we got some gray-t video of a whale of a good time spotted from our back deck! 

This particular mom and calf came in on the near-side of the kelp forest in 30 feet/10 meters of water— just over half of mom’s full size! After being born in the warm waters of the Baja Peninsula, this is the calf’s first trip north through the bay.

Mom was being very cautious, hugging the coastline to hide in the thick kelp forest from the hungry orcas patrolling the area. After a few minutes, this new gray whale family ventured off on their first and only 16,000 mile/26,000 kilometer round-trip journey together.

Even though this video shows a peaceful moment for mom and calf, traveling through the bay is perilous this time of year. Not every calf has been quite as lucky as this one. Lots of orcas have arrived to hunt young calves, as a part of the ocean’s plus-sized circle of life.

In fact, we witnessed the other side of this story from the back deck last week, as you can see in the raw Periscope feed of a pod of orcas hunting a baby gray whale:

The wild Monterey Bay is a never-ending source of heart-warming encounters and humbling natural events. As we work to help conserve the world ocean, being able to witness the pulse of the planet from our back deck reminds us of the natural world we are a part of, and not separate from. 

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